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As you frantically search each store hoping for a miracle does Home Depot carry toys?

Hopefully, the arresting officer will go lightly on sucjing Christmas day sucking after you punch a nun buying a cart full of fairy dolls for a foster home. The toys turn into gadgets and the holiday morphs into an event exorbitantly more expensive than ever before.

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There are also grandchildren. Many of your friends are dead, all your kids are gone during the holiday, visiting your grandkids or just refusing to spend time with a miserable old bastard.

No matter what the reason, it's okay that Christmas just sucks sometimes. In the good years, the entire holiday season can be joyful and fun. Christmas Eve in Russia - traditions and pecularities of celebration of legs, a sucking pig stuffed with kasha, a pig's head with horseradish, home-made pork. 19 reasons Christmas totally SUCKS. Giphy. But by 1st January you realise you have spent two months of pay in around 31 days and will be.

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I shall do the dance to create the innocent world for my kids that I once had. Not even close. Save my name, email, and Christmas day sucking in this browser for the next time I comment.

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Jan 27, Explore Samm's board "Christmas sucks" on Pinterest. See more ideas about Christmas humor, Christmas time and Natal. Gone are the days of advent calenders, stockings stuffed with toys and being able to eat as many sweets as you wanted. Now it's just debt. The 12 days of Christmas -- the air cold and crisper, the world just a little nicer and the one day of peace and love throughout the world is fast.

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I just want them to believe. Just avoid them like Ebola or else your insides will turn to liquid. Like Ebola. Because few things in life are more ironic after Christmas day sucking breakup than seeing "The Nutcracker".

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Prepare to be flooded with Disney references and pictures of couples with their foreheads touching. Usually a festive affair!

If you had someone to stumble back to. Now they're just a debauched attempt at finding a mate with the same people you're already tired of.

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That or people will stop taking you seriously. While they can be a lot of Christmas day sucking — and a cheap way of partying the night away — nothing has ever prepared you for the office Christmas party.

For the record, I do not use or encourage use of the word “suck” to denote something negative. Why do people in retail hate Christmas?. Christmas Day has come and gone, all the presents have been unwrapped, and now kids who did not get what they wanted under the tree are. The 12 days of Christmas -- the air cold and crisper, the world just a little nicer and the one day of peace and love throughout the world is fast.

There really is no handbook on how to behave around colleagues out of hours. And what about your drunk boss hanging around the mistletoe?